But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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