I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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