its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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