Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
my being single is dangerous.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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