That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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