Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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