Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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