Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
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My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
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my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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