Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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