i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
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A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I love you.
Bad choice
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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