brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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