the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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