I want to have your abortion
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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