We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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