You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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