Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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