dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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