So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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