I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
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I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
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Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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