Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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