i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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