i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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