my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
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I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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