i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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