We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
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he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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