I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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