I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
This is the high leading the old right now
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Randomize
