Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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