Cold hands, warm shart.
Welp...herpes.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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