dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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