So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
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Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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