i just google imaged poop.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
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We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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