u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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