If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
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I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
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We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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