3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
the liver wants what the liver wants
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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