My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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