Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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I miss vodka workout Fridays
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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