remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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