this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize
