the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
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She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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