i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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