People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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