Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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