I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
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We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
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There's a naked man in my car right now.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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