two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
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Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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