Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
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His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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