your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
