I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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