You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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