you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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