My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
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she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
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To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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