Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
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saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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