I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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