Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
