Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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