the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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