you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
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I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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