Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
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only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
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You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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