I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
