Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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