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I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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